More by: Cortnee

I love ladies. I’ve never been one of those unfortunate women who constantly exclaim their hatred for females and whine about how “girls just don’t like me!” Get real. We’re bred to hate each other, this we know, but we don’t adhere to many of the other moral teachings we were grounded in our whole lives, so why do we continue this particular tradition of girl-on-girl crime? Point being, I’ve always had girlfriends. Fuckin’ love those bitches. There’s something to be said for two vaginas connecting, in a scissor-like effect. Okay, I’m getting off subject. Don’t get me wrong, I do love the occassional muff dive, but that’s not the point of this. I’ve just been realizing the past few months (maybe longer) how many awesome, strong, independent, funny, creative, intelligent, interesting, strong women I am lucky to have around me. At any given moment, I can call up a slew of hot and hilarious females to hang with. And that feels really fucking good. Not only that, but the usual shit-talking and busting out of the titties to see whose are perkiest doesn’t ever (okay, rarely) happens these days. And if the titties are busted out, its usually four of us girls surprising Erin Deyman in the bathroom of a strip club for fun, not to compete! Imagine that! This general feeling of good will toward womankind doesn’t merely extend toward my good friends, either. I’ve had some really fucking amazing talks and inspiring sit-downs with girls I’m not even close to or have never had a single conversation with as of late. What feels really great are those moments when you’re confronted by someone that mainstream society romantic comedies would have you competing heavily with and hating on hard, and instead of reacting in any of those typical and expected ways, you just say “Hey, girl, you’re cool. I genuinely like you and wish you the best. Maybe we can even hold hands sometimes when we’re bored by the same band at the same show. IF YER LUCKY!”

So, long story short: I FEEL LIKE I’VE SURROUNDED MYSELF WITH A LOT OF AMAZING WOMEN LATELY. WHETHER OR NOT WE’RE EVEN THAT CLOSE, I FEEL A LOT OF GIRL POWER OOZING OUT OF OUR PORES AND VAGINAS ONTO EACH OTHER’S PUBIC HAIR. WHAT I’M REALLY TRYING TO SAY HERE IS: GIRLS RULE, BOYS DROOL. NA NA NA NA BOO BOO.